Instead of the Monkey’s Paw, you find the Clown’s Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way.
Item: the Cursed Clown Nose. Obviously to use it you have to put it on and give it a honk
okay no hang on because assuming it takes half a second for each bill, this would in fact take over five days of nonstop bills
Death of the author: Treating the author’s stated interpretation of their own work as merely one opinion among many, rather than the authoritative Word of God.
Disappearance of the author: Treating the context and circumstances of the work’s authorship as entirely irrelevant with respect to its interpretation, as though the work had popped into existence fully formed just moments ago.
Taxidermy of the author: Working backwards from a particular interpretation of the work to draw conclusions about what the context and circumstances of its authorship must have been.
Undeath of the author: Holding the author personally responsible for every possible reading of their work, even ones they could not reasonably have anticipated at the time of its authorship.
Frankenstein’s Monster of the author: Drawing conclusions about authorial intent based on elements that are present only in subsequent adaptations by other authors.
Weekend at Bernie’s of the author: Insisting that the author would personally endorse your interpretation of the work if they happened to be present.
I thought this was going to be a joke, but these are all very real things you see people do.
This is still one of the funniest things in all of music history
hi i have like thousands of listens to LMFAO on spotify and am rly autistic about them and i’d like to say that what makes this even funnier is that not only do they have those two studio albums but they also have another album called I’m in yer city trick and it’s literally like 15 copies of the exact same song and the only difference is the name of the city they sing in it
it’s actually 51 copies. 44 different cities and then the explicit version for 7 of them. The song always refers to a sand and a polka-dot bikini no matter where it’s set. They included Chattanooga, TN. They included Grand Rapids, MI. There’s an extra one for New York where they call out the names of each borough. There’s one that’s just called “I’m in the Desert Trick.” The album is $61.49 on Amazon Music.
LMFAO condemned to wander the earth eternally as punishment for party rocking
btw to anyone who’s concerned about how the starbucks boycott affects employees: as an ex-barista i can tell you that when business slows down the baristas just vibe and chill in there. they’re fine. and furthermore if sbux starts letting people go or shutting down entire stores, baristas will make it out ok. sbux has a solid severance package for things like this, i lost my job bc of covid and i was covered for several months of pay. the unionized ones are probably even better off. do not even worry about it. there’s better coffee out there anyway
Israel is such a horrible bloodthirsty and stupid country, that even while having the entire world watching, and even while most governments were supporting its right “to defend itself” they couldn’t help but commit very obvious war crimes, like bombing a freaking refugee camp, to the point now many of those who’ve been supporting Israel have started to wake the up and ask for a ceasefire and condemn Israel’s actions.
They’ve gotten so used to and comfortable with, committing atrocities and getting away with it, their downfall will be by their own damn hands.
They don’t understand that Palestinians are now actually able to use their voices in a way they weren’t able to before social media became a thing. They don’t understand that public opinion has changed. Less and less people are believing their lies and their propaganda.
flat chested girlies are not nearly as represented as they should be in character design, but i think a very underrated body type to use in character design is girl whose chest is flatter than her tummy
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